Things I Never Thought I’d Say

I change my mind quite a bit, you see. This way I can remember what I used to think.

Prayers for a Stranger May 13, 2008

Filed under: Things I Never Thought I'd Say — mooksee @ 3:02 am
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Our former babysitter and her boyfriend were in a motorcycle accident on Saturday. He didn’t survive.

She broke her pelvis in 7 places, has a rod and 8 pins in her back, lost her front teeth, and has some bleeding in the brain. She has been in a medically induced coma since the accident, and has no idea what has happened to her yet.

She’s 18. If any of you feel like sending up a prayer for a stranger, there’s a good girl over here who could use one.

 

When can I expect my tax refund? April 6, 2008

“We’re getting a refund. We’re getting a refund” (to the tune of Na Na Na Na Boo Boo)

We NEVER get a refund. Well, OK, last year our federal refund was about $500, but we owed the state $280, so we never get MUCH of a refund. The hubby is self-employed, which I believe I have already whined about here. We do not set money aside for quarterly tax payments, since we would be too tempted to tap into it when money gets tight, as it always does. Our solution is to take his taxes out of my paycheck. Although we have children, I take zero exemptions; plus I have an additional $250 per check taken out for federal taxes and $75 taken out for state taxes. Since we file jointly, this seems to offset what he would have had to pay. This gets us off the hook as far as paying quarterly estimated taxes for him goes, without incurring a penalty.

The hubby’s income has TANKED during this recession. Yes, that’s right. I called it a recession. I don’t care what economists say. When the value of our home has dropped 30% in the past two years and our family income has dropped about 25%. Meanwhile the cost of gas, food and utilities has gone up dramatically, that’s what I call a RECESSION!!! Eh-Hem…

I had a point. WE’RE GETTING A REFUND! That would be the one bonus to making far less than anticipated. Since the amount we paid out for his income taxes wasn’t tied into what he was currently bringing home, we over paid and will get back about $4,000! Plus! About $800 from the state!!! Of course this news makes me act like a little kid who has been promised she can go for an ice cream cone “Later..” When? When??? When do we get it??? Can I get it now? Huh, mom?

I found this handy dandy refund payment schedule from the IRS. We should be getting our refund on April 11th, since we e-filed on the 31st. ALSO! This Stimulus Payment Schedule tells us we can expect our economic stimulus payment to be direct deposited into our account on May 9th. Not that we are going to stimulate the economy with it. With any luck, we’ll have some money of our own by then and can use it to pay down debt.

Sorry economy, you’re on your own.

 

OMG The Puss! March 2, 2008

Filed under: General Whining,Things I Never Thought I'd Say — mooksee @ 10:58 pm
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So I have been following doctor’s orders and sticking Q-tips in my nasty open wound under my armpit to prevent the tissue from adhering. Apparently I haven’t been sticking them in far enough… until today. I worked in front of the mirror today (I had been doing it in the shower) and could actually see what I was doing. Gross.

While part of it was still about 2 inches deep, the rest was sealing up. So I stuck the Q-tip in and jackpot! The puss literally shot out of my armpit, hit the mirror and ran down. Gross, gross, gross! I screamed, not so much in pain, but in horror! Gross, gross, grosssssssss! I have to wiggle my toes while typing this as the memory is so nasty I can’t stand it. Wiggling my toes helps me cope. No, I don’t know why.

 

Things I Never Thought I’d Say September 29, 2007

Filed under: Things I Never Thought I'd Say — mooksee @ 11:44 pm

“Go take off the other 6 pair of underwear, but leave the bottom ones on!”

 

 
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